Lots of people say if you dredge too much stuff up, you'll go crazy - "You'll go insane!" But for a comedian, insanity is not a problem. It's a goal.

If you give up on your dreams, what's left?

Life is an ordeal, albeit an exciting one, but I wouldn't trade it for the good old days of poverty and obscurity.

I love playing ego and insecurity combined.

Uh uh uh, turning the car into oncoming traffic... is counterproductive!

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who's afraid of the big black bat?