Come back here so that I may brain thee!

Not hope, but Faith. I don't believe in hope. Hope is a beggar.

You can be zany and funny or you can do something that really has some depth to it and serious, so there's many different colors to paint with. I would hate to get trapped in one little thing. I always feel like funny is an appendage, but it is not my whole body.

I try to stay in decent shape always. I pride myself on staying at least a month away from really good shape.

I hope everybody could get rich and famous.

I was on Prozac for a long time. It may have helped me out of a jam for a little bit, but people stay on it forever.

I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like if I'm gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss her like a girl has never been kissed. Like maybe I would kick her legs out from under her and catch her right before she hits the ground and then kiss her.