Charles Dickens was an incredibly cinematic writer. He wrote this one hundred years before there were movies. He writes very thematically. It is amazing.

When I started out. I'd drive a hundred miles to do my act for free.

Movies are great, but the real romance happens right here somewhere as real close-up. Either you're the one erasing or you're the one being erased, so... It's not a pleasant feeling!

I've always believed that you can funnel good things toward yourself by thinking positiviely.

Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.

I refuse to feel guilty. I feel guilty about too much in my life but not about money. I went through periods when I had nothing, so somebody in my family has to get stinkin' wealthy.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.