Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.

I always have been introspective, since I was a little kid, since I could remember, I was sitting in a closet trying to write out the meaning of the universe. That's been my whole life.

I absolutely want to have a career where you make'em laugh and make'em cry. It's all theater.

I've always believed that you can funnel good things toward yourself by thinking positiviely.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

You know, I live a monastic lifestyle. No, I do. I do live in extremes, basically. I go back and forth. Once every six months, I'll have a day where I eat more chocolate than has ever been consumed by a human being.

I love playing ego and insecurity combined.