Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.

I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of the day when I'm alone and don't have to be on, performing.

It's exhausting I think to just say really yes to everything for real, even if you do it for a day.

Any1 who would run out to buy an assault rifle after the Newtown massacre has very little left in their body or soul worth protecting. ;^

I've never been one to sit back and go, 'I'd better do what the audience wants me to do, because I don't want to lose them.'

Psychologically, it's what I love to be. Tearing apart a person from the inside out.

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.