Life doesn't happen to you, it happens for you.

I was on Prozac for a long time. It may have helped me out of a jam for a little bit, but people stay on it forever.

So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality.

Humor is not debatable. It's like sex. Either you're aroused or you're not. Nobody can reason you around to their point of view.

comedy is a high form of art becaus it brings us more joy than anything else, practically but at the same time, it doesn't get a lot of respect. that's the sacrifice you make to do it.

Don't worry if you miss your cue, because there's always doors opening. They keep opening.

The only thing that has ever consumed me is love from time to time. Feeling like, 'What is it? How do I get it?'