Hatespeak is usually more honest than lovespeak, and it's always better than doublespeak.

I've realized there are far more efficient and devastating methods of disturbing people than merely sloshing around in the pigpen with obvious, profane, scatological, flat-brained, grade-school offensiveness.

A primary flaw in my psychology is that I'll give people a hundred yards' worth of rope with which to hang themselves, but once they reach that hundred-yard line, I strangle them to death with it.

I'm arrogant enough to tell you that I'm smart enough to have scored higher on my Scholastic Aptitude Test than any US president whose SAT score has been made public. I even scored higher than ex-presidential candidate Al Gore, whose SAT score was so high, it was deemed as potentially off-putting to voters.

In a perverse way, it's very patriarchal to think that women can't be malicious or violent.

I don't think fatherhood's changed me so much as it's conjured protective instincts I've had all along.

My hatred is a thousand times more powerful than all your good intentions.