When you're indiscriminate in allowing people to post, the loudest and emptiest voices invariably drown out everyone else.

It's very odd to observe someone else taking your identity into their own hands and getting it all wrong. I don't think most people will ever get to experience how truly weird it is.

I'm the only convict who couldn't get into Australia.

I'm more muscular than I was in my younger days. My biceps and shoulders, especially.

Governments throughout the English-speaking sphere are creating and then ratcheting the torque on "hate-speech" laws with frightening eagerness.

Equality is a nice idea, but it's entirely impossible to prove.

One of the greatest pleasures I get from my measly professional career is confusing people. "Wait - he beats women and seems like a Nazi, but he has impeccable grammar and keen reasoning skills and sings country music and can, from time to time, say or do something really funny?" It absolutely doesn't compute for them. I enjoy that immensely.