You truly need to witness me goo-gooing and coo-cooing and making up goofy little songs to glean a full appreciation of how nauseating I can be. This is another instance where things seemingly don't add up - how can this vile, hateful, violent, misogynist, racist, loathsome, repugnant, worthless, reprehensible subhuman be so insanely tender and kind to little doggies and kitty-cats?
Jim GoadI think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too.
Jim GoadA primary flaw in my psychology is that I'll give people a hundred yards' worth of rope with which to hang themselves, but once they reach that hundred-yard line, I strangle them to death with it.
Jim GoadOne of the greatest pleasures I get from my measly professional career is confusing people.
Jim Goad