When I see two women kissing, my only physical reaction is a strong desire to vomit in both of their mouths.

My hatred is a thousand times more powerful than all your good intentions.

I'm arrogant enough to tell you that I'm smart enough to have scored higher on my Scholastic Aptitude Test than any US president whose SAT score has been made public. I even scored higher than ex-presidential candidate Al Gore, whose SAT score was so high, it was deemed as potentially off-putting to voters.

I'm developing a mild rash at the idea of "plugging" anything, because it's not how I roll.

Mind you, I live in an area of Atlanta that is nearly 88% black. But in six days in and around Melbourne, I saw maybe three people of African origin and maybe one easily identifiable Australian aborigine.

It's very odd to observe someone else taking your identity into their own hands and getting it all wrong. I don't think most people will ever get to experience how truly weird it is.

Hatespeak is usually more honest than lovespeak, and it's always better than doublespeak.