I don't think fatherhood's changed me so much as it's conjured protective instincts I've had all along.

My hatred is a thousand times more powerful than all your good intentions.

Most of those who spend their lives as critics secretly wish they'd be considered important enough for someone to bother criticizing them.

A primary flaw in my psychology is that I'll give people a hundred yards' worth of rope with which to hang themselves, but once they reach that hundred-yard line, I strangle them to death with it.

I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too.

As I view it, spending over two years in a cage is far worse than having your face pounded and dealing with a black eye for a week or two.

I believe "human sexuality" is one of the most ridiculous aspects of being a human, and here I was, facing publications whose prevailing editorial slant sought to portray our basic rutting instincts as something "ennobling" and "empowering," to depict women who were fundamentally whores and predominantly unstable as "sex workers" and "goddesses."