I don't think fatherhood's changed me so much as it's conjured protective instincts I've had all along.

I'm developing a mild rash at the idea of "plugging" anything, because it's not how I roll.

Most of those who spend their lives as critics secretly wish they'd be considered important enough for someone to bother criticizing them.

You have to be careful because those feelings and bitterness can take over and consume in a bad way.

Though your major media kept smacking me upside the head with the word "multicultural," you goddamned Australians are the most racist bunch of people I've ever seen in my life.

I didn't see much besides Melbourne and a quick trip down to the Twelve Apostles, but all the Aussies I encountered were good-spirited and had a fine sense of humor.

My hatred is a thousand times more powerful than all your good intentions.