I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too.

Anyone who's ever had the misfortune of seeing me interact with house pets knows I have a wickedly strong paternal instinct bordering on the maternal.

I think that any time a person comes face-to-face with their own mortality - close enough to Death that they can smell its breath - they have a choice: 1) Fall to pieces; 2) Reassemble yourself and keep walking.

I'm alive, happier than I've ever been, and I'm doing exactly what I want.

I don't think fatherhood's changed me so much as it's conjured protective instincts I've had all along.

As I view it, spending over two years in a cage is far worse than having your face pounded and dealing with a black eye for a week or two.

People can be so heartless and dirty.