I'm developing a mild rash at the idea of "plugging" anything, because it's not how I roll.

I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too.

One of the greatest pleasures I get from my measly professional career is confusing people.

There's a reason the Third World came in third.

The vegan diet is obviously lacking whatever essential nutrient it is that makes people likeable.

I believe that to some degree there are situational and psychological laws of cause-and-effect, but I don't believe there's some Über-soul who doles out "justice."

The idea that the reader is important enough to me that I'd tailor my words to either please or offend them always seems amusingly alien to me.