I've never had a meth habit, I don't walk around naked, and unless I'm actively provoked, I'm generally polite and well-spoken.

Homosexuality is genetically hardwired but race and gender are only ideas. OK. Just trying to keep up.

You truly need to witness me goo-gooing and coo-cooing and making up goofy little songs to glean a full appreciation of how nauseating I can be. This is another instance where things seemingly don't add up - how can this vile, hateful, violent, misogynist, racist, loathsome, repugnant, worthless, reprehensible subhuman be so insanely tender and kind to little doggies and kitty-cats?

Society's only real 'progressives' are the deviants and mutants. Look at evolution - fish who didn't deviate never became amphibians; frogs who didn't mutate never became reptiles; conformist snakes never became mammals , etc. Normal Humans will remain humans, and they'll be subjugated by the digital monsters of the next few millenia.

There's a reason the Third World came in third.

The idea that the reader is important enough to me that I'd tailor my words to either please or offend them always seems amusingly alien to me.

When I write, I strain with every wizened fibre of my weathered frame to analyze every possible angle of any given subject.