Unlike the vast majority of people, I've been locked in a box like an animal and I've also been on the receiving end of bloody thrashings, so I feel uniquely qualified to judge which is worse.
Jim GoadI think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too.
Jim GoadI don't think fatherhood's changed me so much as it's conjured protective instincts I've had all along.
Jim GoadI'm still an obsessive personality, and I still think I'm right, and I still believe my literary balls hang far lower than nearly anyone else's alive.
Jim Goad