Here's an easy one: "Race is an entirely social construct." No, it's partially one, depending on how any given society seeks to define it and its implications. But there are basic things such as skin color and hair texture. Even a Martian who'd had no exposure to human "social constructs" would be able to spot those differences. But no Martian, as hard as he tried, could point at a "culture" or to "equality." Those are the social constructs. Those can't be measured in the same way as human DNA.

I'll hit anyone who's seriously threatening my life... that's what happened, and that's what sent me to prison.

I'm the only convict who couldn't get into Australia.

The criticism that has most consistently bothered me is the allegation that I'm a schlockmeister whose only objective is to shock people.

The average human's fundamental project is to find someone else to blame for their problems.

I'm arrogant enough to tell you that I'm smart enough to have scored higher on my Scholastic Aptitude Test than any US president whose SAT score has been made public. I even scored higher than ex-presidential candidate Al Gore, whose SAT score was so high, it was deemed as potentially off-putting to voters.

I'm more muscular than I was in my younger days. My biceps and shoulders, especially.