I'm alive, happier than I've ever been, and I'm doing exactly what I want.

I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too.

I'm still an obsessive personality, and I still think I'm right, and I still believe my literary balls hang far lower than nearly anyone else's alive.

Equality is a nice idea, but it's entirely impossible to prove.

I'll argue anyone into the dust when it comes to facts.

The criticism that has most consistently bothered me is the allegation that I'm a schlockmeister whose only objective is to shock people.

One of the greatest pleasures I get from my measly professional career is confusing people.