Beware of anyone who calls you bad names merely for asking honest questions. Beware of anyone who insists on reframing your sincere curiosity as a character defect. Beware of anyone who questions your motives while ignoring your facts. When someone calls you bad names merely for asking questions, it suggests they know the answer but are terrified to admit it.

The idea that the reader is important enough to me that I'd tailor my words to either please or offend them always seems amusingly alien to me.

I definitely don't know why men are turned-on by lesbianism.

The average human's fundamental project is to find someone else to blame for their problems.

It's very odd to observe someone else taking your identity into their own hands and getting it all wrong. I don't think most people will ever get to experience how truly weird it is.

Most of those who spend their lives as critics secretly wish they'd be considered important enough for someone to bother criticizing them.

He who trades his identity for money will one day wind up with neither.