Politics ought to be fun. It shouldn't be just boring meetings.
America's drug war is so stupid that if you pay close attention to just how stupid it is -- it'll drive you to use drugs.
Politics isn't about left versus right; it's about top versus bottom.
The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos.
The [Democratic] party is a bank. It collects money and gives it to TV stations.
Some people say we need a third party. I wish we had a second one.