The good news, though, is that I find in my political travels that people, as regular citizens, are more interested than ever in getting together and having discussions. They want to hear about other viewpoints that differ entirely from what the administration is putting out.

It's hard to believe President George Bush gave a speech in New Orleans about disaster recovery and failed to mention the word 'farm' or the word 'rural.'

Ronald Reagan's idea of a good farm program was Hee Haw.

Republicans are so empty-headed, they wouldn't make a good landfill.

You have to learn to read between the lies.

When Rick Perry says I can do for America what I've done for Texas, pay attention. That's no idle threat.

The Bible declares that on the sixth day God created man. Right then and there, God should have demanded a damage deposit.