Becoming a politician is the only step down I could take from being a journalist.
But, as my mother used to tell me, two wrongs don't make a right. But I soon figured out that three left turns do.
Little ol' boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still make a small fortune in agriculture. Problem is, you got to start with a large one.
Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building.
America was not built by conformists, but by mutineers.
The Bible declares that on the sixth day God created man. Right then and there, God should have demanded a damage deposit.