But, as my mother used to tell me, two wrongs don't make a right. But I soon figured out that three left turns do.

America was not built by conformists, but by mutineers.

Good wages are pro business, since they reduce turnover, increase morale, produce better-skilled employees, and improve productivity.

Republicans are so empty-headed, they wouldn't make a good landfill.

The Bible declares that on the sixth day God created man. Right then and there, God should have demanded a damage deposit.

Banks don't commit crimes. Bankers do. And they won't ever stop if they don't have to pay for their crimes.

Politics ought to be fun. It shouldn't be just boring meetings.