Ronald Reagan's idea of a good farm program was Hee Haw.

Even a dead fish can go with the flow.

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow.

Politics isn't about left versus right; it's about top versus bottom.

Little ol' boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still make a small fortune in agriculture. Problem is, you got to start with a large one.

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere.

Some of these rich folks seem to think that everything belongs to them and they'll even get to take it with them when they die. But you know what? You don't ever see a hearse pulling a U Haul.