Little ol' boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still make a small fortune in agriculture. Problem is, you got to start with a large one.
Even a dead fish can go with the flow.
Ronald Reagan's idea of a good farm program was Hee Haw.
Even a little dog can piss on a big building.
Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building.
When Rick Perry says I can do for America what I've done for Texas, pay attention. That's no idle threat.