The corporation cannot be ethical, its only responsibility is to make a profit.

If ignorance goes to forty dollars a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head.

When Rick Perry says I can do for America what I've done for Texas, pay attention. That's no idle threat.

Becoming a politician is the only step down I could take from being a journalist.

Good wages are pro business, since they reduce turnover, increase morale, produce better-skilled employees, and improve productivity.

Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building.

The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos.