You have to learn to read between the lies.

The corporation cannot be ethical, its only responsibility is to make a profit.

It's hard to believe President George Bush gave a speech in New Orleans about disaster recovery and failed to mention the word 'farm' or the word 'rural.'

Becoming a politician is the only step down I could take from being a journalist.

It's hard for the donkeys to win the race if they're going to carry the elephants on their backs.

When Rick Perry says I can do for America what I've done for Texas, pay attention. That's no idle threat.

Republicans are so empty-headed, they wouldn't make a good landfill.