America's drug war is so stupid that if you pay close attention to just how stupid it is -- it'll drive you to use drugs.
When everybody does better, EVERYBODY does better.
The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos.
When I entered politics, I took the only downward turn you could take from journalism.
Ronald Reagan's idea of a good farm program was Hee Haw.
The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere.