As for basic jokes about sex and even my religious stuff, I don't find any problems with that, even if I'm gigging in the Bible Belt, because religious people don't come and see me.

Here's the thing about people who believe in god... They're idiots.

There's two types of hecklers. If someone says something really funny it's normally them heckling as part of the show. They're trying to add onto one of your jokes. If someone says something really funny, I've never seen a comedian abuse them, you always sort of tip your hat a little bit if they nail it.

God built the world, but he did not know it was round.

I was 13 when I was started questioning and 16 when I stopped believing in God.

I don't think I've ever prayed in my entire life, never sat and had an imaginary chat with God.

If you hate gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person.