I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and all that type of bullshit, going up there and doing a flat 20 [minutes]. I reckon I'd have better stagecraft and presence than Jesus. Yea, I'm a better stand-up comedian than Jesus, so I reckon I could go on after him.

I don't think I've ever prayed in my entire life, never sat and had an imaginary chat with God.

Can't punch women in the face!

Myself and Jamie Moffat did not agree on everything but he always knew I had the experience.

I definitely think the formula to making my character seem sweet is to let him act like a jerk, give him a redeeming moment, and have a sweet song playing over the background when it happens.

I was 13 when I was started questioning and 16 when I stopped believing in God.

Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises.