The thing about crazy people; they don't know they are crazy, that's what make them crazy.

Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?

Every comedian is just doing the comedy they find funny. This is me and it's not clean in any way. I could get a lot more work on TV playing clean but it's never interesting.

I don't think I've ever prayed in my entire life, never sat and had an imaginary chat with God.

Myself and Jamie Moffat did not agree on everything but he always knew I had the experience.

If you hate gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person.

I don't write my standup on paper or anything; but I just organically do it on stage, have an idea, chat it up a little bit. I'm keeping notes. I'm trying to keep up with this world and try to bring out a special every year.