Jim Ross Quotes

Matt Hardy's quicker than a hiccup.

If there was a Mount Rushmore for pro wrestling cities, Chicago and New York would be on there. After that, it's debatable.

Just like Brad Pitt and what's her name!

It is a human demolition derby!

This crowd is letting Kurt know that he sucks. Just in case he had forgotten.

I'm not sure the ring is big enough to hold both these egos!

Stunner! Stunner! He got all of it by God!

All that I can say about Owen Hart, is that I hope that I can be, as good a man as him, so that I can see him again, someday.

Nice to see Christian return as he's been on the injured list for months. 'Captain Charisma' is due to have a big 2011. Very skilled, underrated talent.

It's gonna be a slobberknocker!

There is about to be a big cowboy boot in your ass if you dont shut up.

Pat Patterson works at The Brisco Brothers bodyshop Yeah, he does rear-end work!

Is there a better wrestling villain on TV these days than CM Punk? Arguable question but for my sauce, Punk is right there at the top of the heap with a handful of his peers.

I think I'm vision-impaired!

Steve Austin will never be employee of the month!

To hell with Trish's nose!

Michael Cole does not deserve to be piled on like many are doing. He deserves respect. Michael is fulfilling a role on a fictional, TV show. He has been 'cast' to play this role as best as he can. For those that have never sat in that particular seat, let me assure you that it isn't easy. Cole's new persona must be working because never before have so many fans, for better or for worse, commented on Cole's work.

As God is my witness, he is broken in half!

Business is about to pick up here!

I do have high expectations for Alex Riley. He seems athletic, articulate and intelligent. Only time will tell how far he goes, but Riley has bonafide potential. FCW did a nice job of preparing Alex for WWE. Alex's future success is largely up to Alex.

Two beautiful women crashing and burning for the sake of the Women's Championship!!!

As long as any pro wrestling we see on the TV screen doesn't insult my intelligence and can continually use common sense, basic logic and the presentation, I am pretty cool with it.

The faster some talents work, the more risk plays into the equation and then the opportunities for injury increases.

It's a Slobberknocker!

Cutting to the chase, I don't see Sting in WWE any time soon and especially not in the ring vs. the Undertaker in the Georgia Dome. I do think that Sting would be well served to explore potential marketing opportunities with WWE especially considering that all his 'greatest hits' which were in WCW are now owned by WWE.

One last toast, to our friend, Owen Hart. We'll never forget you, buddy.

If wishes were fishes, the world would be an ocean

Are you wrestling faster than the audience can process? The answer to that question is often times yes. If that is true, then you are failing.

Cena, love him or not, connects with the ticket buying public better than any one in the biz. End of story.

You can take this job and shove it because I quit.

I did enjoy the broadcasting work of King, Punk and Josh Mathews last Monday on Raw. Josh is a hard working young man who does his homework and he did well with his opportunity to sit at the grown up table on Raw.

Everyone has a different bump card and when it's up, it's up.