I ain't saying you're a liar, because that wouldn't be polite. But I'll tell you this, ma'am. If I loved liars, I'd hug you to death.

I kissed her, a long hard kiss. Because baby didn't know it, but baby was dead, and in a way I couldn't have loved her more.

I'd been chasing females all my life, not paying no mind to the fact that whatever's got tail at one end has teeth at the other, and now I was getting chomped.

I told her the world was full of nice people. I'd have hated to try to prove it to her, but I said it, anyway.

I found out long ago that the place where the law is apt to be abused the most is right around a courthouse.

If we all had all we wanted to eat, we'd crap too much. We'd have inflation in the toilet paper industry.

It doesn't matter what answers you get if you ask the wrong questions.