You can't stamp on a man's corns when he's got his feet cut off.

If we all had all we wanted to eat, we'd crap too much. We'd have inflation in the toilet paper industry.

There is only one plot-things are not what they seem.

You've got forever; and somehow you can't do much with it. You've got forever; and it's a mile wide and an inch deep and full of alligators.

I kissed her, a long hard kiss. Because baby didn't know it, but baby was dead, and in a way I couldn't have loved her more.

If the Good Lord made a mistake in us people it was in making us want to live when we’ve got the least excuse for it.

There are thirty-two ways to write a story, and I’ve used every one, but there is only one plot – things are not as they seem.