The test of a good idea is its ability to last through a hangover

Media, the plural of mediocrity.

True New Yorkers do not really seek information about the outside world. They feel that if anything is not in New York it is not likely to be interesting.

Journalism should be truthful and entertaining. You know, with news and important facts you can entertain people too. Have a little humor. Life isn't all that deadly all the time, but while you're having fun, tell the truth. If every word of a column is deadly serious, I can't read it. It makes me throw up.

I became a copy boy. Not for long. I started writing stories.

The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.

Complainant received immediate lacerations of the credibility.