Precious was one of a large number of people on the street, many of whom appeared to be women; some, like Precious, actually were.

Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.

The test of a good idea is its ability to last through a hangover

I'm on my high school football team and MUST show how much I know.

The professional arsonist builds vacant lots for money.

I always react to news immediately. That's my business.

What you want to do is not go to work. You're not missing a thing. The worst thing I did was start work young.