The professional arsonist builds vacant lots for money.

I'm on my high school football team and MUST show how much I know.

What you want to do is not go to work. You're not missing a thing. The worst thing I did was start work young.

Newspapers are so boring. How can you read a newspaper that starts with a 51-word lead sentence?

The test of a good idea is its ability to last through a hangover

Rage is ... This is Breslin's full quote: Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers

The other feature is a gymnasium named after another dead politician who was gifted with fast and extremely sure hands.