Media, the plural of mediocrity.

The auditorium, named after a dead Queens politician is windowless in honor of the secrecy in which he lived and, probably, the bank vaults he frequented.

I became a copy boy. Not for long. I started writing stories.

A job on a newspaper is a special thing. Every day you take something that you found out about, and you put it down and in a matter of hours it becomes a product. Not just a product like a can or something. It is a personal product that people, a lot of people, take the time to sit down and read.

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me.

Governments mostly don't do much. And you've also got to understand the level of incompetence out there. Nobody knows what they're doing. They just pose and act as if they know and walk through life and get away with it.

Marvelous Marv was holding down first base. This is like saying Willie Sutton works at your bank.