I ain't no drinking man, but temptation got the best of me.

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was worth all the pain.

Truth is stranger than fishin.

I've done a bit of smuggling, I've run my share of grass. I made enough money to buy Miami, but I piss it away so fast.

I arm myself with punch lines and a big old water gun.

The stores and the things like that, the business side of things came out at the point when, I'd say probably in the early '70s, it looked like the year of the singer-songwriter was over, 'cause music changed in our time and the spotlight was out.

There's damsels in distress out there, and we got all this beer.