I got quarters in my loafers trying to fight inflation when it only used to take a cent.

If I couldn't laugh, I just would go insane. If we couldn't laugh, we just would go insane. If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.

I remember the excruciating school task of writing a three-page term paper. But, oh, that feeling when I was done! I think I drive myself for that feeling of accomplishment.

It is an eternal truth in the political as well as the mystical body, that where one member suffers, all the members suffer with it

later down the road of life, i made the discovery that salt water was also good for the mental abrasions one inevitably acquires on land.

There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.

Forget that blind ambition, and learn to trust your intuition.