When they tried to draft me, I earned a college degree.

Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid.

Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party.

Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God's honest truth is, it's not that simple

Surrounded by stories surreal and sublime, I fell in Love in the Library once upon a time.

We're weird roman candles burning bright at both ends. At the end of the road's where this story begins. Where the green of the gulf meets the blue of the sea. What makes it all happen is still a mystery to me. But those crazy days and those crazy ways, we never want to undo. We'll be together, now and forever.

If we couldn't laugh, we would all going to go insane.