When they tried to draft me, I earned a college degree.

Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid.

If I couldn't laugh, I just would go insane. If we couldn't laugh, we just would go insane. If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.

Yeah. I wouldn't do it if it wasn't fun... We're showing people how, in a pretty crazy and whacked-out, dangerous world, you can still have fun.

Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party.

Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path, if you are only willing to listen.

Tonight I just need my guitar.