When they tried to draft me, I earned a college degree.

Fun is about as good a habit as there is.

I've done a bit of smuggling, I've run my share of grass. I made enough money to buy Miami, but I piss it away so fast.

It's important to have as much fun as possible while we're here. It balances out the times when the minefield of life explodes.

It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read, I need protection from the things in my head . . .

Some make the world go round; others watch it turn.

It takes just as little time to see the positive side of life as it does the negative side.