We're weird roman candles burning bright at both ends. At the end of the road's where this story begins. Where the green of the gulf meets the blue of the sea. What makes it all happen is still a mystery to me. But those crazy days and those crazy ways, we never want to undo. We'll be together, now and forever.

You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if I hear something I will write it down.

This imitation Elvis may not be the king, but baby I'm the next best thing.

If life gives you limes, make margaritas.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

The only thing that is still free in this world is religion, which is why a lot of people "find it.

One of the inescapable encumbrances of leading an interesting life is that there have to be moments when you almost lose it.