Therapy is extremely expensive. Popping bubble wrap is radically cheap.
Well, I'm still here. Didn't have to go to rehab, and I'm not broke.
I don't get tired of playing "Margaritaville". It's paid my bills for years.
I know I should be leaving this climate, I've got a verse, but can't rhyme it.
The cheating was sweet, but my heart is beat. Don't tear it apart, please by-pass this heart.
Bryl-cream, a little dab will do you.