And you find as a writer there are certain spots on the planet where you write better than others, and I believe in that. And New Orleans is one of them.

Fun is about as good a habit as there is.

Without geography you're nowhere.

I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing real flat, I'll hang it up.

I arm myself with punch lines and a big old water gun.

Bryl-cream, a little dab will do you.

Today there are two Madonnas, our lady of Fatima over here and that woman from Michigan.