And you find as a writer there are certain spots on the planet where you write better than others, and I believe in that. And New Orleans is one of them.

I have never cared about setting world records, or filling my boat with fish, or, for that matter, even catching fish. I go for the experience of spending six hours in the arms of the ocean, never thinking of a single thing except chasing fish.

I've done a bit of smuggling, I've run my share of grass. I made enough money to buy Miami, but I piss it away so fast.

I still consider it a summer job, though. So, I try to maintain that summer job as long as I can. But it's exciting to be able to have the opportunity to do things I always dreamed of as a kid.

If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway.

Bryl-cream, a little dab will do you.

I arm myself with punch lines and a big old water gun.