You better lava me now or lava me not.

It takes just as little time to see the positive side of life as it does the negative side.

Our children may save us if they are taught to care properly for the planet; but if not, it may be back to the Ice Age or the caves from where we first emerged. Then we'll have to view the universe above from a cold, dark place. No more jet skis, nuclear weapons, plastic crap, broken pay phones, drugs, cars, waffle irons, or television. Come to think of it, that might not be a bad idea.

I've got a Caribbean soul I can barely control, and some Texas hidden here in my heart!

When reality looks too ugly, fantasize.

Today there are two Madonnas, our lady of Fatima over here and that woman from Michigan.

Fun is about as good a habit as there is.