If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was worth all the pain.

I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinking all night.

Is it ignorance or apathy, I forget the lessons taught to me.

Any attempts at autobiography before the age of eighty seem pretty self-involved to me. There are a lot of smart middle aged people but not many wise ones.

Never did I think that I became family entertainment.

Being rich and famous seems to have its ups and downs. That's the price you pay for being troubadours and clowns.

Truth is stranger than fishin.