My occupational hazard is my occupation's just not around.
I made a deal with the devil for a whole lot of money.
It's important to have as much fun as possible while we're here. It balances out the times when the minefield of life explodes.
When they tried to draft me, I earned a college degree.
Lights are glowing in the palm trees.
I got quarters in my loafers trying to fight inflation when it only used to take a cent.