Breathe in, breathe out, move on.

If I couldn't laugh, I just would go insane. If we couldn't laugh, we just would go insane. If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.

Some people think there's a woman to blame, but I know - it's my own damn fault

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.

I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing real flat, I'll hang it up.

Yeah. I wouldn't do it if it wasn't fun... We're showing people how, in a pretty crazy and whacked-out, dangerous world, you can still have fun.

We're just recycled history machines, cavemen in faded blue jeans.