This morning I shot six holes in my freezer. I think I've got cabin fever.

It takes just as little time to see the positive side of life as it does the negative side.

There's a strange sense of pleasure being beat to hell by a storm when you're on a ship that is not going to sink.

Some people think there's a woman to blame, but I know - it's my own damn fault

Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid.

Our children may save us if they are taught to care properly for the planet; but if not, it may be back to the Ice Age or the caves from where we first emerged. Then we'll have to view the universe above from a cold, dark place. No more jet skis, nuclear weapons, plastic crap, broken pay phones, drugs, cars, waffle irons, or television. Come to think of it, that might not be a bad idea.

Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.