This morning I shot six holes in my freezer. I think I've got cabin fever.

Truth is stranger than fishin.

There's something missing in the music industry today... and it's music. Songs you hear don't last, it's just product fed to you by the industry.

I got my hush puppies on. I guess I never was made meant for glitter rock and roll.

Yes, I am a pirate, two hundred years to late. Cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder, I'm an over forty victim of fate.

I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed by technology and television. My mother insisted that her children read. To describe my scarce leisure time in today's terms, I always default to reading.

I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing real flat, I'll hang it up.