When the good times come around, they gallup in like wild horses. You just try to stay on them for as long as you can. And when they throw you offyou just wait in the shade until they come around again.

Maybe there is another who sees life not as a flickering candle but as a torch that can illuminate an undiscovered world.

We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!

It takes just as little time to see the positive side of life as it does the negative side.

Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot.

Well, I'm still here. Didn't have to go to rehab, and I'm not broke.

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.