There's damsels in distress out there, and we got all this beer.

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.

When the good times come around, they gallup in like wild horses. You just try to stay on them for as long as you can. And when they throw you offyou just wait in the shade until they come around again.

later down the road of life, i made the discovery that salt water was also good for the mental abrasions one inevitably acquires on land.

The right combination of guilt and machismo has sent many a fool out into the jungle when he should have stayed home.

There's damsels in distress out there, and we got all this beer.

Life was just a tire swing. 'Jambalaya' was the only song I could sing. Blackberry pickin', eatin' fried chicken, And I never knew a thing about pain. Life was just a tire swing.