Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path, if you are only willing to listen.

And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more than anything else.

Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late.

This imitation Elvis may not be the king, but baby I'm the next best thing.

I have been drunk now for over two weeks.

I was suppose to be a Jesuit priest or a naval academy graduate.

Shells sink, dreams float. Life's good on our boat.