I have always looked at life as a voyage, mostly wonderful, sometimes frightening. In my family and friends I have discovered treasure more valuable than gold.

I got quarters in my loafers trying to fight inflation when it only used to take a cent.

Only time will tell if it was time well-spent

I'm growing older, but not up.

If the phone doesn't ring, it's me.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid.